sammiekuuipo: Cause baby, I got a thing for you...
The girl who doesn't get nicely dressed up...
A psychic talking to a ghost...
PSYCHIC: What's the cause of your death?
GHOST: I'm struck by a car trying to save someone..
PSYCHIC: Why did you do that?
GHOST: Coz I don't want my love to get hurt..
PSYCHIC: Maybe she's sad now coz your dead?
GHOST: No, she's happy now..
GHOST: Coz the one that I save.....is the man that she loves..
we need a sarcastic font.
10584) hello. do you know i exist yet?
i may not have the biggest boobs, the cutest butt,...
you confuse me. its like one night we talk for...
dear boy, if you text me, and i text back immediately, im expecting you to reply. yeah thanks,
A player mentality
tieleee: Every girl thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it’s not the player that needs to change, it’s the girl. cause every player is on a mission, to find that one girl that makes him lose his desire to play.
why does my hair always look perfect when im home?...
Hi. I’m a boy. Here’s how it goes. I’m gonna flirt with you, Then diss you....
It is officially planted in my head that sweet...
Virginity is like a soap bubble.
mhinahina: …one prick and it’s gone.
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